I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:16

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

Every time I brush my hair when it’s dry it poofs up like a poof ball. But if I don’t brush it looks tangled and messy. I know I have some sort of curl or wavy hair, ive tried gels to define curls but it makes my hair frizzy and messy. What do I do?

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

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